Horror/Halloween page

Welcome to my collection of stuff related to Halloween and horror in general. Didn't create any of this stuff except where noted =p. Background picture is from Frightbytes.

My Halloween/Horror crafts & pics

Halloweeny-y bracelet

Gothic-ish ties

Abandoned pumpkin patch

Halloween Model Magic things

Halloween Model Magic things 2

Halloween pipe cleaner things

Spooky Stories

The Old Lady (by me; true...)

Dracula

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Turn of the Screw

Macbeth

Frankenstein

The Picture of Dorian Gray

The Tell-Tale Heart

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

Music

Pictures

Quotes

“Civilization is hideously fragile [and] there's not much between us and the horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.” - C.P. Snow "I remember by youth and the feeling that will never come back anymore-the feeling that I could last forever, outlast the sea, the earth and all men; the deceitful feeling that lures us on to perils; to love, to vain effort - to death; the triumphant conviction of strength, the heat of life in the handful of dust, that glow in the heart that with every year grows dim, grows cold, grows small, and expires - and expires, too soon, too soon - before life itself." - Joseph Conrad "No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear." - Edmund Burke “Come blooming youths, as you pass by And on these lines do cast an eye As you are now, so once was I; As I am now, so must you be; Prepare for death and follow me.” - Effie Jean Robinson 1897-1922 Waynesville, N.C. cemetery “Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young” - East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia "Sir John Strange Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange." - A lawyer's epitaph in England "Our beloved friend Has drank his last cup. Don't pull out the stake Or the fiend will get up!" "No more waiting for the worms to call. The worms are scratching at the wall. The worms are knocking at the door. The worms are coming through the floor. They'll not wait another minute more. The worms wait for no one at all." "Why yes - a bulletproof vest." - James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" - John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "Be happy while y'er leevin, for y'er a lang time deid." - Scottish motto "We cannot do evil to others without doing it to ourselves." - Desmahis "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." - Shakespeare "Why is my existence so perfect with dark places? And why do I no longer care?" - Lemuel W. H. Ranier "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Jimi Hendrix "Howling beasts erode the night Vampires hunt for an evening bite Ghosts and specters rattle their chains As zombies feast upon human brains One may hear the shrieks and moans Beneath the dirt, under the headstones Bats dance in the ruins of an old tower Midnight is known to be the Witching Hour." - The Witching Hour, Author Unknown "It was the night before Halloween and all through the pumpkin patch, not a single one had been loosened for some to snatch. The bats were all roosting and snug in their caves, while the skeleton-dead lay awake in the grave. A ghost in it's kerchief, and a ghoul in it's cap, had just fell asleep for a long, screaming nap. Undead beasts howled at the moon assuring everyone that Halloween would be arriving soon. Then all of a sudden a skeleton's jaw began to chatter, and every creatures knew of the matter. An old clock chimed out into the night: Happy Halloween to All and to All a Good Fright!" - The Night Before Halloween, Author Unknown

Jokes

TOP 10 COMPLAINTS OF MODERN-DAY VAMPIRES 10. Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from undead. 9. Three words: Daylight Savings Time 8. Can't enjoy a meal at BURGER KING without some redneck yelling, "Look...it's Elvis!!" 7. After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin. 6. No bat is safe with Ozzy Osbourne around. 5. All the crucifix-wearing Madonna clones make finding easy victims difficult. 4. No warm blood for miles around DC. 3. Buxom wenches of old have been replaced by aerobicized "hardbodies." 2. Fat-free blood tastes like crap! AND THE #1 COMPLAINT OF MODERN-DAY VAMPIRES: 1. Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards! THE PROS & CONS OF DATING A VAMPIRE By Pete Shipley Pros ----------- Long relationships Allowed to stay out late Easy weight loss Centuries of experience Immune to all diseases Always has amazing stamina Loves neck nibbling Rarely interested in arguing religion Never comes home with garlic breath Doesn't snore; sleeps like the dead Cons ----------- You always feel tired (loss of blood) Kissing can be lethal Monogamy is a problem Always has cold feet and hands Pet names that give you chills Strange friends Giggles at funerals Hard to win an argument May forget own strength A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!" Seems just before Halloween there's all these posters up about an all-you-can-eat supper for all the vampires in the area. One vampire wants to go, but his buddy warns him not to. They spend the evening elsewhere and decide to swing by after it's over. Sure enough, there's dead and dusted vampires everywhere. Seems the first vampire was right. There was garlic in the blood pudding, holy water in the punch, hidden stakes in the salad bar, etc. The second vamp turns to the first and said, "How did you know?!" The first vamp replies archly, "Don't TELL me you've never heard of...Buffet, the Vampire Slayer!" Two nuns are driving through the Transylvannian countryside one night when a little vampire jumps onto the bonnet of the vehicle, hissing viciously and showing its ominous fangs. The alarmed driver immdeiately switches on her windscreen wipers but the fiend clutches more tightly to the windscreen, its hisses become more frightening with each second. Now terrified, the nun switches on her window washers, spraying holy water at the vampire. But to no avail - the creature refuses to budge. "Dear God", says the one nun to the other, "how can we get rid of this vampire?". "Show it your cross!", screams the other. So the nun winds down her window, leans out and shouts at the vampire, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR!!" Did you hear about the new Dracula doll? You wind it up and it bites Barbie on the neck. What do you get if you cross a vampire bat and a mummy? A flying band-aid, or a gift-wrapped bat. What is Transylvania? Dracula's terror-tory

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